Out-of-Office ,Email Auto-Replies,
1) I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. 2) You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 3) Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 4) I’m not in the office right now but if it’s important, tweet me using #YOUAREINTERRUPTINGMYVACATION. 5) If you’re reading this, Doc Brown was unable to make lightning strike the clock tower, and I’m stuck in 1985. I won’t be able to respond to emails or voicemail until 9ish on Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012, or until email is invented -- whatever comes first. 6) I am currently out of the office. I have a cell phone, but I will not be giving the number out. If you can guess the number, however, I will take your call. 7) Hi. I’m thinking about what you’ve...